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butitsthesolarsystem:

heinrich—maneuver:

WHY I HAVEN’T HEARD THIS BEFORE?

MY LIFE IS COMPLETED

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sherlocked-inside-the-tardis:

MY CHEST HURTS FROM LAUGHING AT THIS

sherlocked-inside-the-tardis:

MY CHEST HURTS FROM LAUGHING AT THIS

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asinglebullet:

notsammy-sam:

ask-the-mighty-thor:

Odin’s beard — why would you want such a thing, Greyface?

That is … that is conceding defeat!

This life is but an endless battle, you see! It is forever attempting to mock you, to best you; battle after battle, it is a vicious cycle. But you must not let it triumph over you! I know you are braver than that — I know that you have the capability to be the strongest warrior Midgard has ever seen!

When all seems lost, always remember to scrape yourself from the unforgiving earth and remind Life that it shall not be victorious. Not while there is air in your lungs, and blood ever-coursing through your veins!  

And, Greyface — never forget that you always have a friend and ally in myself. That is essential, in this battle. Allies. One cannot win a war alone.

And you have one in me. I swear it to you.

((Everyone go home. Thor just won the Internet.))

[[Jesus, go home- Thor has taken the wheel.]]

Posted 1 hour ago

readbehindthelines:

burn-down-the-world:

This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.

I’M STILL LAUGHING.

I will never not reblog this.

this is FANTASTIC

Posted 2 hours ago

bakerstreetbabes:

thesebooksareolderthanyou:

different covers in different countries for Sir A. C. Doyle’s

The Hound of the Baskervilles

It’s decided: we need more copies of HOUN.

Posted 2 hours ago

pureheartemotion:

Hatake Kakashi’s photo album

My feels….

Posted 2 hours ago

beccadanielle8d:

I like the four corners :)

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Posted 3 hours ago
  1. Obama: I like Coke
  2. Fox News: Obama Declares War on Pepsi
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mikes-an-ombudsman:

I just laughed my ass off xD

Posted 3 hours ago
teamjjforever:





shit tyrone
you are tearing this family apart
MILK DOESN’T FUCKING GROW ON TREES TYRONE
WHO SPINS THE BOWL WHILE PUTTING MILK IN IT? SEE TYRONE, THIS IS WHAT I CALL BANKRUTPCY. 
what the fuck tyrone you’re just doing this because the milk is white

I AM DYING ^^^^^^^^

I THINK THIS IS MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POST EVER. I WILL REBLOG IT EVERY TIME I SEE IT, I’M SORRY

HYPERVENTILATION
DEAD!
OMFG WHAT IS AIR

teamjjforever:

shit tyrone

you are tearing this family apart

MILK DOESN’T FUCKING GROW ON TREES TYRONE

WHO SPINS THE BOWL WHILE PUTTING MILK IN IT? SEE TYRONE, THIS IS WHAT I CALL BANKRUTPCY.

what the fuck tyrone you’re just doing this because the milk is white

I AM DYING ^^^^^^^^

I THINK THIS IS MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POST EVER. I WILL REBLOG IT EVERY TIME I SEE IT, I’M SORRY

HYPERVENTILATION

DEAD!

OMFG WHAT IS AIR

Posted 3 hours ago
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Tumblr’s National Anthem

Rule #3 Of Tumblr :
ALWAYS RE-BLOG THE NATIONAL ANTHEM. 

(Source: randomness-is-epic)

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thebritishteapot:

nevercouldgetthehangofthursdays:

ladysansastark:

A Scandal in Belgravia in 5 seconds

Accurate